atrocity: *happens*
Steve, knowing it would happen but not trying to stop it: you win some you lose some! #LiveLaughLove #ProudDad #HusbandOfTheYear
anyone: Steve why didnt you stop [insert atrocity]
Steve:
sorry 😔 I was too busy having missionary sex💒👉🏻👌🏻💦 with my 💑💍 wife 💍💑 and 🚗driving🚗 my little baby 👶🏼🧑🏼👧🏼 💥boomers💥 to ⚽️ soccer practice ⚽️to care about human rights 🌎🧘🏼♂️




















