MY THOUGHTS ON ENDGAME

definitely MAJOR SPOILERS so read at your own risk!

okay last warning for you to scroll past this i can’t put in a keep reading bc i don’t have my laptop rn so read at your own risk!!! don’t attack me because i very thoroughly tagged this and put in plenty of warnings.

1. “that’s cute. thanos has a retirement plan.” well we know who’s bitter about not being able to retire

2. the moment when thor just went for the head. yes babey that’s growth!

3. thor plays fortnite lmfao i cannot believe, i saw that spoiler a few days ago and i thought it was fake but NOPE

4. “i can do this all day” “yeah i know” literally a big fucking mood, we’re all done with steve’s stubborn self sacrificing ass

5. “that’s america’s ass” hell yeah it is ;)

6. ALSO i cannot believe i forgot but. the soul stone scene again. what. who EVEN i’m so upset. i didn’t prepare myself mentally for that

7. that first scene with steve and the hammer holy shit WE BEEN KNEW BITCH WE BEEN KNEW

8. that whole fight scene. a masterpiece in my opinion.

9. LISTEN i love the female superheroes with their adopted spidey son i’m ajdhksjdjs. living for that carol and peter exchange iconiqué

10. bitch he DIED who the fuck allowed this oh my fucking god i’m going to actually lose it

11. STEVE LIVED AND HE GOT HIS LAST DANCE AND LIVED HIS LIFE I WILL NEVER WHINE ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN THANK GOD

12. you know what i was so prepared for steve to die that at every inconvenience for him i grabbed my friend’s hand and started crying

13. WE GOT A BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA YEEHAW BOYS WE DID IT

14. oh my god i forgot but VALKYRIE. QUEEN. SHIT BABEY FUCK YEAH

15. anyways. my mascara is SMUDGED to the heavens, my eyes are red, i’m crying, i’m shaking, if you see me walking out of the theater looking like this, mind ya own business

16. i’m like not okay so goodnight ladies and gentlemen feel free to dm me to talk about it!!!